Otherwise known as Mr.Spiffy. I suck at self descripions and besides I made the website you should be able to infer from that what I'm like.

Birth.

Boldly going nowhere!

The creation of a drink now known to freinds of mine as Dennis' ass.

 

 

 

My girlfrend Meghan is great. She's funny, smart and pretty. She likes anime like Bleach and Inuyasha and is very creative. Love you.

Grade 11

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Going to the Mandarin on our two month.

 

Mike is just pure fucking awesome. Mike knows everything about ninjas, samurai, and million other such things. Mike is one of the most trustworth people on the planet and I would easily trust him with my life.

Me:" Cmon try another flip"

Mike: "Fine"

*Gets up to about 90 degrees then falls flat on his back*

Mike: "That hurt..."

Me and Matt: " A HAHAHA"

 

Matt The Angry Midget is a movie god. I occasionally give him a random quote from anything and I've yet to stump him. He's super opinionated and just flat out hilarious.  He's also damned near impossible to get a decent picture of.  Rember Tyler, He IS perfect. your just lucky he doesn't show it or your brain would explode from sheer awesomeness.  This guy is also the king of idiocy.  His exploits include Duct taping a sleeping person's eyebrows in class, as well as getting seven people on a tricycle (he's also done it with a GT Snowracer) then taking it down a large hill, going down said hill in a garbage can, trying to ride two GT's at once, and trying to do a backflip from ten feet in a tree.  More fun than a barrel of monkeys.

Coochi coo you sonofabitch! *tickling my armpits during King of the Castle to loosen my grip on Jay*

Mermorable moment:
Matt kicking David's ass after vomiting, and getting out of class

 

Jason is my oldest friend. He is a black belt in Ryukyu Kempo. Extremely dedicated, if Jay takes on a task, it will be done to the best of his abilities. Jay is incredibly argumentitive and could argue that the sky is burgandy. And given enough time he would win.
Known since:

Jay: " At least I dont swallow."

While doing home work in grade 6:

Me sarcasticly: "Hey Jay. Does ten go in to sixty?"

Jay: *spews pop through nose and eyes onto homework*

 

You'll probably see this guy owning you in Halo 2 under the gamertag Shadow8P. I could go on about his exploits but you'll see for yourself. He is one of my older freinds and he's stayed my friend even when I was a complete ass to him. Great guy,

Grade 8

"Man... Thats like up the butt gay"

After about 3 hours of pushing the bus around the map trying to get it into the buiding in Headlong in Halo 2.

*Exploding warthog (Warthog doesnt respond as we were setting up a awesome defence for a game of zombie)*

Nick: "Dennis...."

Me" Nick... Did you just"

Nick" Yeah..."

Dennis" I fucking hate you"

 

To sum it up in a few words. He's either a genius or a complete idiot but either way he's great company. Remember guys, one time he farted and his house blew up!

Grade 7

One time I farted and my house blew up!

*Rob and his mom fighting*

Robs mom: "Robert next time you make a milkshake clean up your mess!"

Rob: "Well next time you make a milkshake... shut the fuck up!!"

 

Christina is a mixture of random, hyper, and just plain crazyness. She is one of my closest friends and practically a little sister. Christina is one of the most unique people on the planet. Nothing is ever normal with her around. Tons o' fun.

"Whoa man!"

*Me walking upstairs*

Me: Man I got a booger the size of freaking Texas, Wanna see it?

Christina: "EWW No!"

Me: "Alrighty." *Reaches into to box usually containing tiolet paper*

Me: "Fucking christ!"
Christina: "What?"

Me: "I thought this was the toilet paper box. I just grabbed a frickin' pad!"

 

The gamer of the group. My own gaming accomplishments pale in when compared to those of Dragnas.  Johnny is the king of micro management and a wicked shot in any FPS. He's played more games then I've ever heard of and still manages to suprise with a knew nugget of gaming awesome every once and a while.

Grade 10

This one time at band camp I was misinformed that my keys were inside of a throttling wood chipper, Alas they were not! I will never EVER wear a cast again. The itching almost drove me to the brink of insanity. Now all my locks, keyless.

*Johhny stands up holding a can of Pepsi, looks at ceiling fan and then back to pop. Fan then pop, Procedes to try and stop the fan with the can. It cuts right through the can spilling horrible horrible Pepsi on me and Rick.*

 

At first glance most people just see the genric metalhead persona put forward by Derek. But really Derek is a caring guy, game addict and music junky. The guy's the biggest pyro I know and great company when you really want to do something dumb.

Grade 9

Brutal!!!

Mr.Caslick: "Do I have to tape your mouth shut?"

Derek: "Could you?!"

Mr.Caslick: "....I suppose....."

Derek: "Sweet"

 

Derek managed to turn karen into a game addict in her own right. Karen is a Friends addict owning every episode on dvd. It's a rare occasion you dont see karen and derek together. All in all Karens pretty cool.

Grade 11

Well thats cause Dennis is awsome.

*While playing halo 1*

Me: "Well I guess ill go easy on you gu-"

Derek: "What?"

Me: "Karen just killed me"

Derek: "What!"

Me: "With a pistol..From across the map..."

Karen: "Maby you shouldent go so easy on me."

Me: "Ouch... my pride...."

 

Rick is the king of Budokai. Honestly just don't even try. Now Rick seems like an asshole for good reason, he is one, but that's not all. Rick does vocals for our band and all in all is a great guy. He managed to get me hooked to an anime series after I promised myself it wouldn't happen. But c'mon Full Metal Alchmist is the shit. Stupid Rick... *looks both ways* R.T.R.D....

Grade 8

Me: "If you had unlimited amounts of money, What is the most useless, Most retarted thing you would buy?"

Rick: "The United States"

*After eating a roast*

Rick: "Check it out. You're all drinking my man gravy"

 

The first rule of Fight Club:
 you don't talk about Fight Club
Travis is a huge Fight Club fan and pyro. He used to be the hugest nerd ever but suddenly completly changed. Travis is a fun guy to have around 'cause well, you never end up doing what you expected.

Grade 11

Man....I used to have morals....

*Deven and Travis fighting on top of the parking lot at the mall*

 

David is going to annoy you. This guy could literally make Ghandi throw a punch or two. David makes it his goal in life to pester the fuck outta you till you snap. Then poke you again.

Grade 7

(After having his ass kicked by Matt) ANGRY MIDGETS ARE EVIL!!!

David at the top of stairs holding off both me and Rick for like 15 min.

 

NIIIIIIINJAAAAAA Deven is a completly awesome random borderline insane guy. Regardless of what you think you'll never figure him out. He's a good guy when you need something to do.

Grade 11

NNNNNIIIIINNJJAAAAAA

*Runs into a wall*

 

Wheel of time wheel of time wheel of time?  Oh wheel of time wheel of time. Ah Aes sedai trolloc Shiatan?
Neal is the soul reason I pester you about Wheel of Time. That's right all his fault.
Now Neal is an amazing person. He sticks up for everyone, cares about nature, and Is incredibly

pollitical. Neal and I are going to join the Rhino party of Canada.

Grade 7

One day you'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car!

(playing D&D) *Neal shoots and arrow*

Johnny: You miss and you hit Jay, Jay you take 6 damage"
Jay: "Shit I'm down"

Neal: "Well he's on the ground, what are the odds I'll hit him again?" *fires again*

Johnny:"Well Neal, you miss again, and manage to hit Jay's body, 5 damage"

Jay: "God damnit man!"

Neal:"How much life you at?"

Jay:"Minus nine"

Dennis: "Neal put the bow down."

Me, Peach and Rob playing warthog bumpercars.